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“Just Look At That Would Ya” Says Man For The Tenth Time While Admiring Own Lawn

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‘It’s Been A Long Week, Hasn’t It?’ Says Man Subtly Attempting To Rally The Troops For Work Drinks

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Local Teen Helps With Teacher Shortage By Wagging School 

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New Mum Exhausted By Colleague Who Insists On Comparing Child With Puppy

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Career-Minded Public Servant All Over The Optional Lunchtime Waiata Practice

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Hungover Woman Who Arrived Home at 4AM Guilt-Cleans House To Pretend She Has It Together

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Local Bloke Out for Jog Instinctively Sidesteps Imaginary Defender

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Palmerston North Man Returns Home From Trip Of A Lifetime To Hamilton

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Wellingtonian Doesn’t Notice How Shit Summer’s Been Because For Him It Always Is

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man in car in auckland traffic thinking about squid games

Aucklander Backs Himself to Win Squid Games’ Red Light, Green Light

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