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Emotional Farewells: The Father Of House Plays Final DJ Set At Parliament

Young female reporter biting her lip with David Seymour in the background surrounded by love hearts

Leftie Journo Tortured By Crush On David Seymour

Gaurav Sharma with surprised expression

Hamilton Man Still Appears Surprised To Find Out That Parliament Is A Snake Pit

PM Steals Backbencher’s Lunch Money And Stuffs Him In His Locker

Uffindell on the phone

“Told You Not To Go Into Politics You Bloody Idiot” Says Uffindell’s Old Man

James Shaw and Marama Davidson on their wedding day

TROUBLE IN PARADISE: James And Marama’s Marriage On The Rocks

Farmer looking at phone and thinking about Ardern and Boris Johnson

“PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS”: Local Farmer Disappointed That The Headline He Read Was Just Talking About Boris

David Clark with bag of wet bus tickets

KEEPING SUPERMARKETS HONEST: David Clark Caught With Suspicious Supply Of Wet Bus Tickets

ardern laughing in France

Ardern Enjoying Overseas Trip Where She Can Go Out In Public Without Getting Booed

chris hipkins on Q and A Apologies Minister

CABINET RESHUFFLE: Chris Hipkins Takes On New Role As Minister Of Apologies

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