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Emotional Farewells: The Father Of House Plays Final DJ Set At Parliament

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Young female reporter biting her lip with David Seymour in the background surrounded by love hearts

Leftie Journo Tortured By Crush On David Seymour

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Gaurav Sharma with surprised expression

Hamilton Man Still Appears Surprised To Find Out That Parliament Is A Snake Pit

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PM Steals Backbencher’s Lunch Money And Stuffs Him In His Locker

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Uffindell on the phone

“Told You Not To Go Into Politics You Bloody Idiot” Says Uffindell’s Old Man

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James Shaw and Marama Davidson on their wedding day

TROUBLE IN PARADISE: James And Marama’s Marriage On The Rocks

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Farmer looking at phone and thinking about Ardern and Boris Johnson

“PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS”: Local Farmer Disappointed That The Headline He Read Was Just Talking About Boris

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David Clark with bag of wet bus tickets

KEEPING SUPERMARKETS HONEST: David Clark Caught With Suspicious Supply Of Wet Bus Tickets

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ardern laughing in France

Ardern Enjoying Overseas Trip Where She Can Go Out In Public Without Getting Booed

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chris hipkins on Q and A Apologies Minister

CABINET RESHUFFLE: Chris Hipkins Takes On New Role As Minister Of Apologies

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