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Chris Hipkins and Anthony Albanese shaking hands and thinking about Zoom

Hipkins Does Important Work On Aussie Trip That Definitely Couldn’t Be Done Over Zoom

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Jacinda Ardern looking suspicious

Whacky Far Right Conspiracy Theory Circulating That Jacinda Ardern “Resigned As Prime Minister”

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Very ginger Chris Hipkins

Chris Hipkins Heralds New Era for Ginger Representation

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chris hipkins giving press conference.

Soon To Be New PM Chris Hipkins Will Officially Replace “Be Kind” Slogan With “Spread Your Legs”

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Mike Hosking dancing in a park

Mike Hosking Allegedly “Did A Little Dance”

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Mystery woman on boat holding fish.

+Hr=E Announces New Fishing Show With Unconfirmed Female Host

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David seymour in parliament with his arrogant/prick pronouns.

David Seymour Updates Pronouns To Arrogant / Prick

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Christopher Luxon with Jacinda Ardern in debating chamber behind him.

Ardern Relieved Microphone Didn’t Pick Her Up Calling Luxon A “Bald-Headed Dickhead”

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Gaurav Sharma laughing at Labour's poll results on TV

Gaurav Sharma Hit With Noise Complaint About His “Loud And Uncontrollable Laughter”

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Jacinda Ardern in Antarctica with penguins.

MORE POOR POLLING: Ardern Schedules Second Trip To Antarctica In The Hope That She Polls Better With Penguins

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