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Chris Hipkins and Anthony Albanese shaking hands and thinking about Zoom

Hipkins Does Important Work On Aussie Trip That Definitely Couldn’t Be Done Over Zoom

Jacinda Ardern looking suspicious

Whacky Far Right Conspiracy Theory Circulating That Jacinda Ardern “Resigned As Prime Minister”

Very ginger Chris Hipkins

Chris Hipkins Heralds New Era for Ginger Representation

chris hipkins giving press conference.

Soon To Be New PM Chris Hipkins Will Officially Replace “Be Kind” Slogan With “Spread Your Legs”

Mike Hosking dancing in a park

Mike Hosking Allegedly “Did A Little Dance”

Mystery woman on boat holding fish.

+Hr=E Announces New Fishing Show With Unconfirmed Female Host

David seymour in parliament with his arrogant/prick pronouns.

David Seymour Updates Pronouns To Arrogant / Prick

Christopher Luxon with Jacinda Ardern in debating chamber behind him.

Ardern Relieved Microphone Didn’t Pick Her Up Calling Luxon A “Bald-Headed Dickhead”

Gaurav Sharma laughing at Labour's poll results on TV

Gaurav Sharma Hit With Noise Complaint About His “Loud And Uncontrollable Laughter”

Jacinda Ardern in Antarctica with penguins.

MORE POOR POLLING: Ardern Schedules Second Trip To Antarctica In The Hope That She Polls Better With Penguins

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