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Grant Robertson, Jacinda Ardern and Savage

Govt Receives Savage Report From Business Leaders – Savageness To Be Peer-Reviewed By Savage

woman cycling with flooding in the background

Left field Wellington Mayoral Candidate Presents Controversial Plan To Convert Cycleways Into Open Sewers

Jacinda Ardern smashing piggy bank

KIWISAVER U-TURN: Government Also Shelves Plan To Smash Open Your Kids’ Piggy Banks

Emotional Farewells: The Father Of House Plays Final DJ Set At Parliament

Young female reporter biting her lip with David Seymour in the background surrounded by love hearts

Leftie Journo Tortured By Crush On David Seymour

Gaurav Sharma with surprised expression

Hamilton Man Still Appears Surprised To Find Out That Parliament Is A Snake Pit

PM Steals Backbencher’s Lunch Money And Stuffs Him In His Locker

Uffindell on the phone

“Told You Not To Go Into Politics You Bloody Idiot” Says Uffindell’s Old Man

James Shaw and Marama Davidson on their wedding day

TROUBLE IN PARADISE: James And Marama’s Marriage On The Rocks

Farmer looking at phone and thinking about Ardern and Boris Johnson

“PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS”: Local Farmer Disappointed That The Headline He Read Was Just Talking About Boris

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