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grant robertson with his budget in the sci fi fantasy section of the library.

2023 Budget Found In Fiction Section Of Library Under “Fantasy”

chippy hipkins in the front and meka whaitiri in the back.

Chippy Hipkins Jealous That He Can’t Just Ditch Labour And Join The Maori Party

David Parker with cash and monopoly board in background.

PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE: Government Proposes Tax On All Income Received During Games Of Monopoly

stuart nash with cabinet manual at party

STU’S LEAVING GIFT: Stuart Nash Gifted Limited Edition Copy Of The Cabinet Manual

marama davidson with magical motorbike

Magical Motorbike Makes Greens Co-Leader Spout A Bunch Of Small-Minded Nonsense

Chippy Hipkins thinking about burning the fart tax on policy bonfire at parliament

Chippy Hipkins Reckons The Fart Tax Would Actually Burn Quite Well On His Policy Bonfire

vegan lady with olivani table spread with chris hipkins in the background with his bread and butter.

Local Vegan Rejects Chris Hipkins’ “Bread And Butter” Issues And Raises “Bread And Olivani Table Spread” Issues

stuart nash looking at couch with duvet and pillows on it

Stuart Nash Returns Home To Find He’s Also Been Demoted To The Couch

mike hosking crashed car into tvnz with poll results displayed.

1News Poll Showing Labour Ahead Triggers Mike Hosking To Ram Raid TVNZ

Chris Hipkins and Anthony Albanese shaking hands and thinking about Zoom

Hipkins Does Important Work On Aussie Trip That Definitely Couldn’t Be Done Over Zoom

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