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two women who are not the mayor of wellington enjoy a wine, while the mayor of wellington tory whanau fronts newstalk zb.

Ordinary Woman Enjoys Rowdy Night On The Piss Because She’s Not Mayor Of Wellington

hipkins farming and thinking about ministers

Hipkins Disappears Into Rural China To Start New Life Away From Troublesome Cabinet Ministers

chris hipkins meeting with chinese foreign minister but thinking about sausage rolls.

Chinese Foreign Minister Snubs Chippy Hipkins With Absolutely No Offer Of Sausage Rolls

Michael Wood holding paper outside parliament

FINALLY: Michael Wood Resigns After Being Asked For The 12th Time

chris hipkins eating pie.

Prime Minister Set To Announce Major Policy Direction For Meat Pies And Pastries

grant robertson with his budget in the sci fi fantasy section of the library.

2023 Budget Found In Fiction Section Of Library Under “Fantasy”

chippy hipkins in the front and meka whaitiri in the back.

Chippy Hipkins Jealous That He Can’t Just Ditch Labour And Join The Maori Party

David Parker with cash and monopoly board in background.

PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE: Government Proposes Tax On All Income Received During Games Of Monopoly

stuart nash with cabinet manual at party

STU’S LEAVING GIFT: Stuart Nash Gifted Limited Edition Copy Of The Cabinet Manual

marama davidson with magical motorbike

Magical Motorbike Makes Greens Co-Leader Spout A Bunch Of Small-Minded Nonsense

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