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Farmer looking at phone and thinking about Ardern and Boris Johnson

“PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS”: Local Farmer Disappointed That The Headline He Read Was Just Talking About Boris

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David Clark with bag of wet bus tickets

KEEPING SUPERMARKETS HONEST: David Clark Caught With Suspicious Supply Of Wet Bus Tickets

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ardern laughing in France

Ardern Enjoying Overseas Trip Where She Can Go Out In Public Without Getting Booed

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chris hipkins on Q and A Apologies Minister

CABINET RESHUFFLE: Chris Hipkins Takes On New Role As Minister Of Apologies

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Trevor Mallard poking his head out of a tent on parliament grounds

JUST FOR LOLS: Mallard Planning To Spend His Last Night At Parliament In A Tent On The Lawn

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A laughing Ardern superimposed in front of Three Waters protesters

Labour Sick Of Being In Government And Pass Wildly Unpopular Water Bill That Will Get Them Kicked Out

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Jacinda Ardern talking to Joe Biden

NEAR MISS: Biden Narrowly Avoids Dying Of Old Age While Talking To Ardern

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Mike Hosking stomping in his Doc Martens boots

LABOUR DOWN AND OUT: Hosking Buys Fresh Pair Of Doc Martens To Stick The Boot In Tomorrow Morning

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Grant Robertson chopping down a tree as Greens leaders stand by

Greens Happily Sit Back As Finance Minister Chops Down A Forest To Print Out Budget Books

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Trevor Mallard at parliament grounds

Trevor Mallard Rushes The Police Paperwork And Accidentally Trespasses Himself

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