Politics – Page 5 – The Whakataki Times

anonymous executive woman in front of TVNZ building, with newshub headline

Smug TVNZ Management Happily Makes Zero Dollars And Doesn’t Go Out Of Business

Seymour wearing anti dildo backpack forcefield at Waitangi

One Week After Waitangi Seymour Now Safe To Power Down Dildo Forcefield

james shaw standing in front of toyota dealership and hilux

James Shaw Finally Free To Buy That Ute He’s Always Wanted

Chloe Swarbrick with green background

OUT OF THE BLUE: Most Popular And Recognisable Green MP Puts Hand Up For Leadership

Green MPs including Golriz Gahrahman

GREENS LEADERSHIP RACE: Golriz Tipped To Steal Top Spot

Golriz in stationery cupboard with missing green pens

Golriz Resigns, All Those Missing Pens Return

Golriz Ghahraman in messy bedroom in Auckland

FRONTING THE MEDIA: Golriz Frantically Puts Together Outfit That Wasn’t Totally Stolen

greens MPs outside Scotties Boutique making announcement

Greens Release New Cost Of Living Policy Simply Titled “Free Clothes From Scotties”

golriz ghaharaman with shoplifting allegation headlines

MP Annoyed To Find Out She Still Has To Pay For Things

Woman in business attire looking at phone with David Seymour as santa in background

Disengaged Public Servant Still Hoping For A Redundancy This Christmas