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man thinking about fish and chips while being teased by australians.

Kiwi Living In Australia Haunted On A Daily Basis By The Phrase “Fish And Chips”

Rihanna, Erykah Badu and Lil Nas X dressed in silly costumes at met gala.

Tight Contest For Met Gala’s Prize For 2023’s “Creepiest Looking Weirdo”

Dalai Lama

World Awkwardly Pretends Dalai Lama Is Totally Fine And Does Not Need To Be Investigated

backpacker with lord of the rings lurking

Kiwi Touring Overseas Goes Full Week Without Being Asked About Lord Of The Rings

guards outside Wuhan Institute Of Virology

CNN Now Saying Virus Probably Came From That Big Building Full Of Viruses

Man facepalming in front of tiktok balloon

TikTok Filthy That America Shot Down Their Spy Balloon

Rich old bloke next to private jet

Elite Bloke Fires Up The Private Jet To Fart Over To Davos To Talk About Emissions And Climate Change

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