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Desolate Earth Wins ‘Best Set Design’ For Post Apocalyptic Wasteland At Johnsonville Mall

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Chad Kroeger holding up photograph of Diddy party

Nickelback Relieved They Were Never Cool Enough To Be Invited To Any Diddy Parties

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man thinking about fish and chips while being teased by australians.

Kiwi Living In Australia Haunted On A Daily Basis By The Phrase “Fish And Chips”

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Rihanna, Erykah Badu and Lil Nas X dressed in silly costumes at met gala.

Tight Contest For Met Gala’s Prize For 2023’s “Creepiest Looking Weirdo”

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Dalai Lama

World Awkwardly Pretends Dalai Lama Is Totally Fine And Does Not Need To Be Investigated

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Kiwi Touring Overseas Goes Full Week Without Being Asked About Lord Of The Rings

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guards outside Wuhan Institute Of Virology

CNN Now Saying Virus Probably Came From That Big Building Full Of Viruses

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Man facepalming in front of tiktok balloon

TikTok Filthy That America Shot Down Their Spy Balloon

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Rich old bloke next to private jet

Elite Bloke Fires Up The Private Jet To Fart Over To Davos To Talk About Emissions And Climate Change

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