Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson

HOT STEPPER.
Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available

CLEAR PRIORITIES.
Annoyingly Good Indoor Football Player Fills In For Social League Game And Ruins It

URGH..
Joey Martinez, a lover of football of the indoor variety, has a habit of hanging around after his scheduled evening games to see if any other teams need extra players.
Office Jock Overly Keen To Enter A Work Indoor Netball Team

SAYS IT’LL BE FUN.
Ben Macaskill appears to be significantly more enthusiastic about the idea of forming a social sports team than his current job.
The 31 year-old who works as an auditor at an accounting firm in Christchurch floated the idea to a colleague in the work kitchen on his lunch break.
Angry Social Netballer Fails To Realise He Is Not A Professional Athlete

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport CALM DOWN MATE Morgan Hughes eagerly looks forward to his social indoor netball games at Christchurch’s Action Indoor Sports. However the 33 year-old, who has never played any form of representative sport in his life, nor turned out for any top level club teams, definitely takes things seriously in games where […]
Local Bloke Proudly Displays Div 4 Indoor Sport Medal Like He’s Some Sort Of Elite Athlete

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport MOVE OVER MESSI Jono Watson had always wanted to make it big in sport. But the reality is that the 29 year-old never made it anywhere near a top level side in any sport he’s tried playing. However despite not racking up many achievements in either rugby or cricket during his […]