Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane
CABIN SCRAMBLERS.
Air NZ Unveils New Uniforms But Still No Revamp For Kia Ora Magazine
TOO MUCH TO ASK.
HOLIDAY MISHAP: Woman Forgets To Post Aerial Photo From Inside Plane
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture MISSED OPPORTUNITY Holly Carrigan, 25, missed a golden opportunity this morning. She had the chance to deliver top quality pre-holiday content to her numerous instagram followers, which would have been the perfect start to her trip to Queenstown – but she absolutely blew it. As she sat on the Air New […]
Sick Bag On Plane Actually Just For Those Passengers Who Happen To Be Viciously Hungover
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture THERE IF YOU NEED IT Shanae Boswell has seen her fair share of people using the white paper sick bags in her experience as a flight attendant for Air New Zealand. Now the 28 year-old has confirmed what many have thought the bags are predominantly used for. Officially the paper receptacles […]
FOOLED AGAIN: Air NZ Passenger Opens “Kia Ora” Magazine Thinking It Will Be Interesting
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture WASN’T WORTH A TRY Wellington man Sheldon Maher foolishly got his hopes up on his Air New Zealand flight yesterday. The man was on his way to a much deserved Spring getaway in Queenstown, a welcome reprieve from his hellishly dull job as a corporate services officer at the Ministry of […]
Disturbing Character On Plane Heeds Every Single Flight Crew Instruction
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | National RED FLAG! Graeme Simmons has drawn an unwelcome amount of attention to himself today. Alarm bells went off as the 48 year-old data analyst incomprehensibly chose to obey every single flight crew instruction on an Air New Zealand flight from Napier to Wellington. “I couldn’t help myself. The rules are there […]
