Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland
ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY.
One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity
OVERACTIVE.
Man Spends $2k On Fishing Rods And Gets Nothing But Sunburn And Fish And Chips
DROUGHT ON THE OCEAN.
Hapless Boyfriend Of Instagram Gets Wheeled Out For Cherry Blossom Photoshoot
CHERRY PICKED CONTENT.
Groundbreaking Research Finds Cats Still Massive Jerks
FELINE FACTS.
Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them
NO RESPECT.
Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff
BENCH BATTLE.
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie
KIWI CLASSIC.
Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting
MUST HAVE AT SOME POINT?
