Toddler Plans Medical Emergency, Minor Disaster, To Coincide With Mum And Dads’ Date Nights
I AM YOUR WORLD!
Millennial Skillfully Diverts Mum Away From Launching Into Freshly Downloaded Political Opinion
DANGER NEUTRALISED.
Local Woman Annoyed That Partner Was Not Also Annoyed By Thing That Annoyed Her
AISLE OF ANGER.
Local Bloke Finds Old Calculator And Immediately Types “5318008” Like He’s In Intermediate Again
MUSCLE MEMORY.
Local Man Gets The Double After Packing Dishwasher Wrong And Putting Dishes Away Wrong
WINNING WAYS.
WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave
SWEET DREAMS.
Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”
ENERGY MYSTERY.
Man Can’t Understand Why Girlfriend Is Too Tired for Sex After Doing His Laundry And Cooking His Meals
WHERE’S THE ROMANCE?!
Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland
ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY.
One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity
OVERACTIVE.