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woman alone in flat

“All I Want For Christmas Is To Be Left TF Alone”

slightly out of shape man with shirt off at rhythm and vines

Man Once Again Leaves It Too Late To Start Shredding For Rhythm

man looking bewildered in lululemon shop

Bloke Looking Pretty Clueless Shopping Around Lululemon For Girlfriend’s Christmas Present

confused man with messages about bbq to fb marketplace

Facebook Marketplace Lowballer Confused To Be Denied After Only Offering 10% Of Asking Price

man stepping people on lambton quay, with a 1996 christian cullen in foreground

Man In Rush To Do Christmas Shopping Sidesteps Through Footpath Congestion Like A 1996 Cullen

santa reading letters with cigarettes in foreground

Major Uptick In Children Asking Santa For A Pack Of Darts

woman sitting barefoot and cross legged on couch

Kiwi Woman Battling Cost Of Living Crisis Only Half Joking About Selling Feet Pics Online

Dog splashing in water at beach

Arsehole Dog Refuses To Shake Off After Swim Unless Right Next To Owner

four men in suits having beers at viaduct harbour

Increase In Midweek Beers Inspires Auckland CEO To Strategically Give Up On December

dismayed girl at dinner table, with naan bread in foreground

Working Family Feeling The Cost Of Living Crisis Starts Ordering Plain Naan Instead Of Cheese And Garlic

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