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best man at wedding giving speech

Mediocre Best-Man Speech Concludes With Half-Arsed Appeal For Audience To Raise Their Glasses

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man sitting at his desk hungover thinking about beers

Bloke Who Scoffed At Colleagues Taking Friday Off, Now Sitting Viciously Hungover At Desk

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disgusted man with pokemon behind him

Millennial Parent Disgusted To Find Out There Are Over A Thousand Pokemon Now

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woman on couch looking at netflix on phone, thinking about food.

Woman Forced To Choose Between Subscriptions And Sustenance As Mum Cancels Netflix

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man looking at lawn

“Just Look At That Would Ya” Says Man For The Tenth Time While Admiring Own Lawn

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man in office thinking of beers

‘It’s Been A Long Week, Hasn’t It?’ Says Man Subtly Attempting To Rally The Troops For Work Drinks

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girls at mcdonalds mall

Local Teen Helps With Teacher Shortage By Wagging School 

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women thinking about labrador

New Mum Exhausted By Colleague Who Insists On Comparing Child With Puppy

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woman at waiata practice at ministry of education

Career-Minded Public Servant All Over The Optional Lunchtime Waiata Practice

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woman cleaning kitchen floor

Hungover Woman Who Arrived Home at 4AM Guilt-Cleans House To Pretend She Has It Together

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