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Local Man Plating Up His Gourmet Nachos Already Eaten Half The Corn Chips

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Christchurch Couple Decide School Leavers Hoodies Stay On During Sex

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Bloke’s ‘Quick Chat’ With The Neighbour Passes The 45 Minute Mark

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Aucklander Who Moved to Tauranga for ‘Laid-Back Lifestyle’ Now Complaining There’s Nothing to Do

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Woman Rescued From Her Zombie-Like State With Emergency Espresso Coffee

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Local Bloke Can’t Justify Spending $60 on Groceries, But Happily Spends $120 on Friday Night Piss-Up

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Christchurch Bloke Reckons He’s Pretty Open To New People, As Long As They’re From Christchurch

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Barber Once Again Tasked With Fixing Girlfriend’s DIY Job On Boyfriend

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Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave

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Woman Who Drinks Multiple Energy Drinks, Coffee, Unsure Why She’s Continually Crashing At End Of The Day

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