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man having pie on courtenay place.

Uni Student Graciously Credits 12.40 AM Pie And V For B-Minus All-Nighter Result

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plasterer in garage

Local Tradie Estimates Job Will Take ‘Couple Hours’ For Fourth Consecutive Day

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man and women at bar

Unwritten Staff Wellbeing Policy Revealed To Be Necking Piss After Work

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store staff member and man with powerade

Convenience Store Worker Heroically Asks No Questions After Seeing The Same Guy For The Fourth Time Today

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man pointing at a beer tap

Man Orders Hazy IPA So He Doesn’t Have To Make Any Other Decisions Tonight

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happy toddler with annoyed parents

Toddler Plans Medical Emergency, Minor Disaster, To Coincide With Mum And Dads’ Date Nights

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man looking at mum

Millennial Skillfully Diverts Mum Away From Launching Into Freshly Downloaded Political Opinion

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man looking at glass at bar

Craft Beer Guy Brings Own Glassware To Bar To Optimise Experience

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man looking at Behemoth Brewing beers at supermarket

Bloke Who Used To Drink Anything Now Apparently Needs “Something Interesting”

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couple shopping at pak n save.

Local Woman Annoyed That Partner Was Not Also Annoyed By Thing That Annoyed Her

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