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man with beer at churly's thinking about rugby clubrooms

$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms

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school girl getting luxury handbag out of lost property box.

Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag

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Man in Auckland.

Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”

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woman with smoothie

Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw

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man drinking beer with starry sky behind him

Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking

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Man thinking about high school rugby while talking to people at party.

Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant

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woman reading book thinking about two minute noodles

Uni Student Getting Straight A’s Despite Sub-Optimal Diet Of Mostly Two Minute Noodles

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man thinking about his paintball welts

Bloke Insists Paintball Was ‘Just a Bit of Fun’ Despite Being Covered In Painful Welts

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man wearing shorts and gumboots in the cold

South Island Bloke Still Pretending It’s Not Cold Wearing Gumboots And Stubbies

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gym girl taking selfie at gym.

Gym Goer Endures Gruelling 3-Minute Workout To Earn Right To Post Insta Selfie

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