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Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland

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Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off

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One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity

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Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”

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MBIE Bloke Receives “Values Shout Out” For Doing Thing He Said He Would Do In An Email

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Local Woman Claims The Short Week Feels Just As Long Because You Have To Fit More In

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Man Spends $2k On Fishing Rods And  Gets Nothing But Sunburn And Fish And Chips

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Man Suddenly Remembers Beer In Freezer Moments After Mysterious Kitchen Explosion

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man with beer in office.

Flexible Working Officially Blamed For The Death Of Friday Office Drinks

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wellingtonian nonplussed by wind.

Hard-Nosed Wellingtonian Describes This Week’s Weather As “Quite Windy Ay”

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