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man chucking sistema container in kitchen

Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them

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man in dirty kitchen

Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff

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man holding bluey toothpaste in the bathroom

Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking

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man looking in mirror with black hoodie.

WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

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man eating burger

Wellington Man Launches Personality Refresh Based Solely Around Eating Burgers

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tired couple at bali resort.

Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money

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hungover man on couch thinking of the beers from last night.

Bloke Forgets What He Said at Work Drinks, Just Assumes It Was Career-Ending

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man with beer explaining time space

Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week

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man standing in bedroom

Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting

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man eating sausage rolls at children's birthday

Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party

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