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man with beer tweeting on phone at pub

Craft Beer Guy Tweets The Flavours He’s Detecting After Being Ignored In Real Life

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woman on phone in bathroom

“I’m On My Way” Text Sent From Woman Still Towel-Drying In Bathroom

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man at bbq wearing behemoth brewing tee shirt

Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality

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Young couple smiling outside sold sign of their new home.

Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New

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kiwi in rome thinking about London

Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now

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couple at coldplay concert thinking about the kiss cam

Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers

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man with beer at churly's thinking about rugby clubrooms

$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms

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school girl getting luxury handbag out of lost property box.

Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag

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Man in Auckland.

Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”

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woman with smoothie

Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw

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