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Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles

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man sitting on couch thinking about work.

SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread

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man buying beers at checkout

Bloke’s Heart Sinks As Countdown Cashier Casually Waves Him Through Without ID Or Eye Contact

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Hapless Boyfriend Of Instagram Gets Wheeled Out For Cherry Blossom Photoshoot

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DEVASTATING: Wellness Influencer On Sunday Run Doesn’t Spot Any Walks Of Shame She Can Judge

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Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill

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annoyed woman on train

Public Transport Advocate Wishes It Was a Little Less Public

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King’s Boy Feeling The Cost Of Living Pinch After Only Getting Two Overseas Trips This Year

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Snoop Dogg and Dei Hamo

Snoop Dogg Pulls Out But Promoter Says It’s Still Not Too Late To Sub In Dei Hamo

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Luxon at Eden Park thinking about Taylor Swift

Cringe Levels Approaching Critical As Luxon Tries To Lure Taylor Swift To Eden Park

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