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woman angry about lanyards

“DO BETTER”: Still No Ukraine Or Palestine Lanyards For Wellington Public Servants

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Confused Checkout Operator Spends Three Minutes Asking Luxon If He’d Like His Receipt Or Not

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Wellington City Council Reveals Plans For Much-Needed Second Bucket Fountain

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Cat Owner Who Got Scratched Suspects Cat To Be Far Right Extremist

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man looking dejected as disappointed mum looks at poorly wrapped gifts.

Grown Man Gets Cold Shoulder From Mum After Failing to Adequately Wrap Gifts

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Ruby at Fat Bastard Pies bakery

Invercargill Pie Shop Under Fire For Fat-Shaming Themselves

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BACK IN THE OFFICE: Wellington Public Servant Spends First Hour At Desk Dusting Off Cobwebs

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Public Servant Performs His Unnecessary Job In The Office Instead Of At Home

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STRUGGLING ON $189K: Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau Regretting Her Attempt To Appear Relatable

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CONFIRMED: Working From Home More Pleasant Than Travelling Into Wellington

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