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man next to toys all over floor

New Dad Accepts Toys All Over The Floor As ‘The New Normal’

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Girl with Zoi poster on bedroom wall

“Ha Fuck You Elsa” Says Dad As Daughter Replaces Frozen Poster With Zoi Sadowsky-Synnott

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Hungover man

Bleary-Eyed Local Confirms That Midweek Crafties’ll Bloody Getcha

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John Leighton in office

New General Manager Upholds Te Tiriti By Starting The Day Off With A Friendly “Morayna”

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Tara Harris with her hands on her head trying to find out what NFTs are by googling on her phone

REPORT:  ‘What the Fuck Are NFTs?’ Asks Everyone

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Chris Hipkins digging a hole

Local Landscaper Keen To Lock In Hole-Digging Expert

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Tova O'Brien Job offer

Low Level Regional Newspaper Hoping Very Available Journo Can Add Some Star Power

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Steve Morgan forgetting face mask in street.

Remembering Face Mask A Step Too Far On Top Of Wallet, Keys and Phone

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Simon Marshall with his head in his hands with blue Powerade nearby.

Man In Office With Blue Powerade Signals Midweek Hangover

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Sophie White applying her fake tan poorly and her scenes from her subsequent funeral.

Woman Pronounces Herself Dead After Botched Fake Tan

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