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Steve Morgan forgetting face mask in street.

Remembering Face Mask A Step Too Far On Top Of Wallet, Keys and Phone

Simon Marshall with his head in his hands with blue Powerade nearby.

Man In Office With Blue Powerade Signals Midweek Hangover

Sophie White applying her fake tan poorly and her scenes from her subsequent funeral.

Woman Pronounces Herself Dead After Botched Fake Tan

Dave McMillan in a comatose state after four beers in the sun.

Man Heavily Sedated After Four Beers In The Sun

Man sweating looking for wifi password on router

Man Feels Like He’s Defused A Bomb After Successfully Entering Wifi Password On Back of Router

Uncle Darryl cuts to the chase and gets insanely drunk at Christmas

Uncle Cuts To The Chase And Gets Insanely Drunk and Obnoxious At Christmas Lunch

local relieved about RnV postponement

Local Bloke Shredding For RnV Not Tracking Well And Relieved With Postponement

Lawyer and equestrian breaking lockdown rules at Whakataki Lakes

Really, Really Unpredictable Outcome For Rich, Privileged Aucklanders

Four-Year-Old Loses All Trust In Father After Being Pinched By Bicycle Helmet Click Buckle

Four-Year-Old Loses All Trust In Father After Being Pinched By Bicycle Helmet Click Buckle

woman shocked at price of wine corkage

Woman Sinks To New Low With $6 Bottle Of Wine Ahead Of $10 Corkage

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