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Man sitting in aeroplane emergency exit row with head in his hands

Hungover Passenger Unprepared For Emergency Exit Row Responsibility

screaming teacher

Local Teacher’s Biggest Regret Was Becoming A Teacher

Man struggling to open Whittakers peanut slab

Jaws Of Life Called Upon To Open Whittakers Peanut Slab

Distressed woman crouching in kitchen

LE SNAK CANCELLED. Local Mum Forced To Spend 30 Seconds Slicing Cheese To Go With Crackers

Speight's bottle cap with Marc Ellis question

Newcomer To Friend Group Makes A Splash With Breathtaking Speight’s Bottlecap General Knowledge

Dad standing by window with rain outside

Dad Shuts Down All Complaints About The Rain By Saying “It’ll Be Good For The Tanks”

Man calmly watching TV

Local Psychopath Refuses To Hit ‘Skip Intro’ On Netflix Series

woman having a heart attack in the supermarket

Local Mum At Supermarket Never Not Astonished At The Price Of Cheese

Loose cannon at his laptop

Office Loose Cannon Unleashes Hell On Colleague By Signing Off Email With “Regards”

Man in open relationship

Open Relationship “Saved My Marriage” Says Liar

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