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Speight's bottle cap with Marc Ellis question

Newcomer To Friend Group Makes A Splash With Breathtaking Speight’s Bottlecap General Knowledge

Dad standing by window with rain outside

Dad Shuts Down All Complaints About The Rain By Saying “It’ll Be Good For The Tanks”

Man calmly watching TV

Local Psychopath Refuses To Hit ‘Skip Intro’ On Netflix Series

woman having a heart attack in the supermarket

Local Mum At Supermarket Never Not Astonished At The Price Of Cheese

Loose cannon at his laptop

Office Loose Cannon Unleashes Hell On Colleague By Signing Off Email With “Regards”

Man in open relationship

Open Relationship “Saved My Marriage” Says Liar

woman can't stand customer

Hospo Worker Smiles Through Gritted Teeth As Customer Claims 10 Days Off Wasn’t Enough

woman sitting at computer

Office Covid Update Enthusiast No Longer Telling People Daily Case Numbers

woman eating cadbury creme egg

Local Woman Claims She’ll Gym All Next Week After Scoffing Back 8th Creme Egg

Man and woman in bed next to Netflix menu

Couple Spends Full Hour Looking For Something To Watch On Netflix Then Goes To Bed

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