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annoyed woman in kitchen with blackened frozen bananas

Local Woman Continues Lie That She Will Make Banana Bread

Man listening to headphones with phone with Spotify and IRD logos

TIGHTENING THE BELT: Local Man Cancels Spotify Premium And Jams IRD Hold Music Instead

Team leader writing email

Team Leader’s Popularity Through The Roof After Email Reminder About Putting Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher

Man sitting in aeroplane emergency exit row with head in his hands

Hungover Passenger Unprepared For Emergency Exit Row Responsibility

screaming teacher

Local Teacher’s Biggest Regret Was Becoming A Teacher

Man struggling to open Whittakers peanut slab

Jaws Of Life Called Upon To Open Whittakers Peanut Slab

Distressed woman crouching in kitchen

LE SNAK CANCELLED. Local Mum Forced To Spend 30 Seconds Slicing Cheese To Go With Crackers

Speight's bottle cap with Marc Ellis question

Newcomer To Friend Group Makes A Splash With Breathtaking Speight’s Bottlecap General Knowledge

Dad standing by window with rain outside

Dad Shuts Down All Complaints About The Rain By Saying “It’ll Be Good For The Tanks”

Man calmly watching TV

Local Psychopath Refuses To Hit ‘Skip Intro’ On Netflix Series

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