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woman having a heart attack in the supermarket

Local Mum At Supermarket Never Not Astonished At The Price Of Cheese

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Loose cannon at his laptop

Office Loose Cannon Unleashes Hell On Colleague By Signing Off Email With “Regards”

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Man in open relationship

Open Relationship “Saved My Marriage” Says Liar

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woman can't stand customer

Hospo Worker Smiles Through Gritted Teeth As Customer Claims 10 Days Off Wasn’t Enough

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woman sitting at computer

Office Covid Update Enthusiast No Longer Telling People Daily Case Numbers

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woman eating cadbury creme egg

Local Woman Claims She’ll Gym All Next Week After Scoffing Back 8th Creme Egg

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Man and woman in bed next to Netflix menu

Couple Spends Full Hour Looking For Something To Watch On Netflix Then Goes To Bed

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Woman driving with incorrect time on clock

Local Woman Refuses To Adjust Clock Time In Her Car

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Putin as a schoolboy liar

Known School Liar Continues To Tear The Fabric Of His Own Reality

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angry guy at party being judged

Weird Angry Guy At Party That Everyone’s Telling To Calm Down Refuses To Calm Down

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