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woman angry about lanyards

“DO BETTER”: Still No Ukraine Or Palestine Lanyards For Wellington Public Servants

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Confused Checkout Operator Spends Three Minutes Asking Luxon If He’d Like His Receipt Or Not

man celebrating new bucket fountain

Wellington City Council Reveals Plans For Much-Needed Second Bucket Fountain

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Cat Owner Who Got Scratched Suspects Cat To Be Far Right Extremist

man looking dejected as disappointed mum looks at poorly wrapped gifts.

Grown Man Gets Cold Shoulder From Mum After Failing to Adequately Wrap Gifts

Ruby at Fat Bastard Pies bakery

Invercargill Pie Shop Under Fire For Fat-Shaming Themselves

man at computer desk in office with cobwebs all over his desk and computer screen.

BACK IN THE OFFICE: Wellington Public Servant Spends First Hour At Desk Dusting Off Cobwebs

public servant smiling at computer in office

Public Servant Performs His Unnecessary Job In The Office Instead Of At Home

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STRUGGLING ON $189K: Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau Regretting Her Attempt To Appear Relatable

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CONFIRMED: Working From Home More Pleasant Than Travelling Into Wellington

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