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Paid For Office Heating Lures Fully Remote Worker Away From Cold Damp Flat

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Public Service Bureaucrat Secretly Fantasises About Being Made Redundant

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Wet, Whiny Wellingtonian Whines About Being Called Wet And Whiny

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Michael Wood Has Still Not Taken Out Rubbish After Being Asked 12 Times

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Dad Visiting Daughter Instinctively Asks When She Last Checked Her Oil

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Wet Weather Aggravates Local Dad Who Hasn’t Been Able To Get The Lawns Done

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Man On Train Makes Eye Contact, Smiles And Says Hello To Metlink Passenger Operator

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Man Who Has Not Been To The Gym In Months Fraudulently Carries Around Red CityFitness Bag

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“I Need A Coffee First” Says Woman Who Continues To Put Off Doing Any Work

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Man Returning From Holiday Quietly Relieved His Home Hasn’t Been Totally Ransacked By Criminals

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