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Ruby at Fat Bastard Pies bakery

Invercargill Pie Shop Under Fire For Fat-Shaming Themselves

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BACK IN THE OFFICE: Wellington Public Servant Spends First Hour At Desk Dusting Off Cobwebs

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Public Servant Performs His Unnecessary Job In The Office Instead Of At Home

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STRUGGLING ON $189K: Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau Regretting Her Attempt To Appear Relatable

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CONFIRMED: Working From Home More Pleasant Than Travelling Into Wellington

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Paid For Office Heating Lures Fully Remote Worker Away From Cold Damp Flat

man sitting at desk in office thinking about clearing out his desk with cardboard box

Public Service Bureaucrat Secretly Fantasises About Being Made Redundant

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Wet, Whiny Wellingtonian Whines About Being Called Wet And Whiny

michael wood with full rubbish bin in the kitchen

Michael Wood Has Still Not Taken Out Rubbish After Being Asked 12 Times

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Dad Visiting Daughter Instinctively Asks When She Last Checked Her Oil

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