Car-Selling Expert Tory Whanau Rumoured To Replace Tina From Turners

Tory Whanau working for Turners, with Tina in the background.

TORY FROM TURNERS.

Instead of copping more flak over her recent media missteps, Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has had some surprisingly good news – she’s reportedly in the running to replace Tina from Turners, New Zealand’s beloved spokesperson for Turners Car Auctions.

Local Man Hastily Points Out That His Run Down Car Will “Get You From A To B”

man smiling leaning on old car

DOES THE JOB.

In a world where most people complain about their old vehicles, a 29-year-old Palmerston North man is reminding us that sometimes, all you need is a little optimism and a reliable old car to get by.

Jake Anderson is a concreter with a heart full of positivity and a car that’s seen better days. While most people his age are dreaming of shiny new rides, Jake passionately defends his trusty ‘98 Corolla.

“Hey, it gets me from A to B though doesn’t it”, he said confidently.

Rising Cost Of Petrol Certain To Force Dan Carter Out Of Retirement

Dan Carter at petrol pump

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport IN THE SAME BOAT!  Daniel Carter, considered one of the greatest players in rugby history, is rumoured to be rejoining the workforce as a professional player due the soaring cost of petrol. The Whakataki Times spoke to witnesses who saw the former All Black’s perplexed look as he glanced up at […]

Summer Interns at Wellington Law Firm Thrilled To Report Zero Sexual Harassment

three female law interns

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | National MODERN DAY MIRACLE! Three Victoria University law students have have miraculously made it through their summer internship at Randall-McClay without having to report any sexual misconduct during their three month stay. Ellie Williamson, Genevieve Cook and Ruby Lewis, all 20, were stoked to not have had to put up with a […]