Local Teammate Who Still Hasn’t Paid His Subs Will “Sort It Tonight”
EVERY YEAR.
Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson
HOT STEPPER.
Local Bloke Not Ready For Relationship Commitment But Will Commit to Every Bit of Social Sport Available
CLEAR PRIORITIES.
Bloke In His 30s Who’s Feeling Old Callously Reminded Ma’a Nonu Is Playing Top Level Rugby At 43
LIKE FINE WINE.
35 Year-Old Still Very Pleased To Receive Rebel Sport Voucher For Christmas
CHRISTMAS CLASSIC.
Matt Simmonds, a 35-year-old from Nelson has once again found himself delighting in the familiar embrace of a Rebel Sport voucher, courtesy of his well-meaning parents.
“Every year, without fail, I get this Rebel Sport voucher from Mum and Dad. It’s like clockwork. It’s a $50 one this year too, most of my twenties it was just in that $30 range” Matt chuckled, his eyes twinkling with the mirth of a man who knows the annual Rebel Sport voucher routine all too well.
Office Jock Overly Keen To Enter A Work Indoor Netball Team
SAYS IT’LL BE FUN.
Ben Macaskill appears to be significantly more enthusiastic about the idea of forming a social sports team than his current job.
The 31 year-old who works as an auditor at an accounting firm in Christchurch floated the idea to a colleague in the work kitchen on his lunch break.
Angry Social Netballer Fails To Realise He Is Not A Professional Athlete
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport CALM DOWN MATE Morgan Hughes eagerly looks forward to his social indoor netball games at Christchurch’s Action Indoor Sports. However the 33 year-old, who has never played any form of representative sport in his life, nor turned out for any top level club teams, definitely takes things seriously in games where […]
Friend Of Social Rugby Player Simply Delighted By Clubroom Beer Prices
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Sport HOW GOOD?? Jamie Nelson got a very pleasant surprise late on Saturday afternoon after coming along to watch his friend Regan’s rugby match for the first time. While Nelson was unimpressed with the skill level of both teams, and dismayed by the 9-6 final score, the low price of beer at […]
Local Bloke Proudly Displays Div 4 Indoor Sport Medal Like He’s Some Sort Of Elite Athlete
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport MOVE OVER MESSI Jono Watson had always wanted to make it big in sport. But the reality is that the 29 year-old never made it anywhere near a top level side in any sport he’s tried playing. However despite not racking up many achievements in either rugby or cricket during his […]
