Plain Black Rugby Jersey Somehow Difficult To Design

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The latest edition of the All Blacks jersey, which will be worn by the team at this year’s Rugby World Cup in France, seems to have been complicated by the designer tasked with producing the most simple of designs.

One Eyed Cantab Storms Into Tattoo Parlour To Get “Crusaders 2023 Champions” Tat

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ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport CRUSADE ON Craig Chamberlain has decided to immortalise the Crusaders 2023 championship on his skin, hours before the Super Rugby final has even taken place. The 56 year-old from the Christchurch suburb of Shirley has again shown unwavering faith over the past few weeks, camping out in the CBD ahead their […]

Razor Packs Flattened Cardboard Boxes In Case FMG Stadium No Good For Breakdancing

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ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport THE LAST DANCE Crusaders coach Scott Robertson is again getting ahead of the game. With tomorrow night’s Super Rugby Pacific final against the Chiefs being played away from Christchurch’s Orangetheory Stadium, a turf where he’s break-danced many championships before, Robertson wanted to ensure his team’s victory at Waikato’s FMG Stadium is […]

Smug Millennial Asks Office Rugby Fans If They’ll Be Watching The Super Sportsball Final

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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Sport  THE SUPERBOWL OF SPORTS Harmless office troublemaker Ruby Galbraith successfully ruffled her colleagues’ feathers at the Ministry of Business Innovation and Enterprise this morning.  During a long-serving employee’s leaving morning tea, the 30 year old targeted rugby fans Sam Ellison and Josh Orr, with a pre-planned snipe at the sport they […]

Bloke Who Graduated In 2012 Still Searching For Bargains On Vic Deals

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ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  CAN’T MOVE ON Jake McCormick does not believe he’s someone who clings on to the past. But in reality, the 33 year-old former Victoria University of Wellington student, who graduated in 2012, has continued to remain a member of the Vic Deals Facebook page. The page, which is used to sell […]

FINALLY: Michael Wood Resigns After Being Asked For The 12th Time

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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics  JUST BEEN BUSY It’s been a busy few years for poor old Michael Wood. There’s been lots of important things on, and lots of little bits and pieces that tend to end up getting forgotten. That’s even when there’s been 12 reminders to do them.  Last month it was revealed that […]

Paid For Office Heating Lures Fully Remote Worker Away From Cold Damp Flat

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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture  WORK CULTURE The leadership at Wellington marketing firm Excite have been trying for months to entice their workers back into their comfortable office environment. Since New Zealand’s laptop class now expects to be able to “work from home”, it has become nearly impossible to build any kind of company culture other […]