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man out for run

Bloke Who “Doesn’t Run” Somehow Convincing Himself A Half Marathon Is A Great Idea

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Tradie’s “One” Friday  Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend

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New pope standing in front of NZ flag

DO BETTER: Vatican Once Again Fails To Elect A Pope From New Zealand

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Man Proudly Solves Gym Motivation Issue By Cancelling Membership Entirely

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ruru school girl in front of boat in floodwaters

CANTERBURY FLOODS: Private School Girl Forced To Take Family Boat To School

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tory whanau outside jville mall with zombies.

BEFORE I GO: Tory Whanau Promises To Address Zombie Outbreak At Johnsonville Mall

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Local Loser Still Thinks “Open To Work” Banner Makes Him Look ‘Hungry’ Not ‘Hopeless’

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Public Service Team Meeting Off To A Flyer After Attendees Robotically Recite The Ministry Karakia

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captain hurricane and cully in plane above wellington airport

Wellingtonians Vote To Replace Eagles At Wellington Airport With Cully And Captain Hurricane

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man in kitchen thinking about beers and the crucifiction.

Local Man Feels Like He’s Been Nailed To The Cross After Not Stocking Up On Good Friday Beers

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