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Chris Pratt at Johnsonville Mall

Johnsonville Mall Selected As Filming Location For New Post-Apocalyptic Thriller

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unimpressed woman sitting at desk at work.

“How Is It Not The Weekend Yet?” Asks Woman 10 Minutes Into Her First Day Back At Work For 2025

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grumpy woman on couch thinking about bf having fun in town

Girlfriend Enters Foul Mood Phase After Boyfriend Has Unacceptable Amount Of Fun With Mates On Night Out

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beer box strapped into car seat next to kid in car seat with proud dad in the front

SAFE AND SECURE: Local Dad Straps In Box Of Beer With More Care Than His Toddler

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group of tradies laughing apart from one young man looking thoughtfully at his hammer.

Clueless Building Apprentice Provides Endless Laughter For Experienced Builders On Site

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woman in bedroom with cat

Local Woman Reboots Personality With Fresh New ADHD Diagnosis

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man with bluetooth speaker on beach and woman looking unimpressed.

Man With Bluetooth Speaker At Beach Appears Confident That Everyone Wants To Hear His Music

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adult wearing pink crocs with jibbitz at the beach

Sad 30-Something Gives New Jibbitz Their Beach Debut

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woman taking selfie on beach

Local Woman Expecting Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At Beach

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man in messy garage

‘I Was Just About to Do It!’ Claims Man After Failing To Do Basic Task After Fifth Time Being Asked

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