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Christchurch Bloke Reckons He’s Pretty Open To New People, As Long As They’re From Christchurch

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Barber Once Again Tasked With Fixing Girlfriend’s DIY Job On Boyfriend

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Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave

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Woman Who Drinks Multiple Energy Drinks, Coffee, Unsure Why She’s Continually Crashing At End Of The Day

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Couple’s Relationship Tested By Very Minor Home DIY Project

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Ambitious Young New Zealander Shocks Nation By Not Moving To Australia

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Once-Wild Party Girl’s Instagram Now Just A Baby Photo Dump Album

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Mediocre Best-Man Speech Concludes With Half-Arsed Appeal For Audience To Raise Their Glasses

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Bloke Who Scoffed At Colleagues Taking Friday Off, Now Sitting Viciously Hungover At Desk

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Millennial Parent Disgusted To Find Out There Are Over A Thousand Pokemon Now

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