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man talking to shop assistant in skincare shop

Bloke Purchasing Skincare Christmas Gift For Girlfriend Nods Along With Shop Assistant Like He’s Across It

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man eating pie in front of Night 'n Day shop

Night ’n Day Pie Warms Both Hands And Soul Of Hungover Tradie

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woman upset about green message on iphone

iPhone User Rethinking New Acquaintance After First Text Message Was Turned Green

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couple relaxing on the couch not worrying about elf on a shelf.

Parents Pleased They Skipped Elf On A Shelf This Year And Avoided The Sheer Admin Of It

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man busily working at his desk.

LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee

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man enjoying a beer on crate day

Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”

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christs college boy with golden syrup.

Outraged Christ’s College Student Demands To Know What’s Wrong With Liking Golden Syrup

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cookie time girl with relaxed office worker behind

Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office

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man at computer

Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction

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man with beer at party

Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s

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