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Local Woman Claims The Short Week Feels Just As Long Because You Have To Fit More In

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Man Spends $2k On Fishing Rods And  Gets Nothing But Sunburn And Fish And Chips

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man facepalming after exploding beer in freezer.

Man Suddenly Remembers Beer In Freezer Moments After Mysterious Kitchen Explosion

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man with beer in office.

Flexible Working Officially Blamed For The Death Of Friday Office Drinks

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Hard-Nosed Wellingtonian Describes This Week’s Weather As “Quite Windy Ay”

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Bloke’s Hangover Now Creeping Into Tuesday

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JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question

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Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles

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man sitting on couch thinking about work.

SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread

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man buying beers at checkout

Bloke’s Heart Sinks As Countdown Cashier Casually Waves Him Through Without ID Or Eye Contact

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