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Chris Luxon looking disappointed to find Joe Biden asleep

Luxon Misses Out On Meeting With Biden Due To Clash With His Nap Time

chloe swarbrick giving press conference with darleen tana in foreground

Swarbrick Relieved Latest Greens Scandal Is About Someone Nobody’s Ever Heard Of

Golriz thinking about her crimes

Golriz Surprised By Criminal Conviction After Being Caught Multiple Times On Video Committing Large Scale Theft

Chris Luxon on back of eagle at wellington airport

Luxon Gives Up On Defence Force Plane And Opts For Eagle At Wellington Airport

chloe and marama laughing and joking and thinking about golriz and genter.

Green Party Puts The Call Out For New Members Who Can Actually Control Themselves

Julie Anne Genter in parliament thinking about Golriz shoplifting

Greens Relieved Julie Anne Genter At Least Hasn’t Been Done For Shoplifting

beehive government building with voluntary redundancy headlines

Government Announces New “Ministry Of Voluntary Redundancies”

Leigh Hart as Prime MInister

Luxon Reveals Plan To Bring Back SportsCafe By 2030

David Seymour teaching class of teenagers

Parents Send Kids To David Seymour For Saturday Morning Catch Up Classes

winston peters with eye of the tiger album cover

Winston Goes Hard On The Chumbawamba Song Until He Has To Switch To Eye Of The Tiger

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