Craft Beer Guy Brings Own Glassware To Bar To Optimise Experience
GLASS HALF FULL.
Bloke Who Used To Drink Anything Now Apparently Needs “Something Interesting”
EVOLVED TASTES.
Man Now In Planning Stage Of Starting His Own Podcast After Having Three Interesting Thoughts
CONTENT CREATOR MODE.
Bloke’s Heart Sinks As Countdown Cashier Casually Waves Him Through Without ID Or Eye Contact
REALITY CHECK.
Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week
TIME WARP.
Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality
SOLID STARTING POINT.
$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms
CRAFT BEER COUP
Bloke Out For A Craft Beer Suddenly Has Grand Idea To Start His Own Home Brew
ORIGINAL THINKING.
Wellington Communion Service Swaps Red Wine For Limited Run Hazy IPA
And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.
Beervana Activates Hordes Of Men Confidently Swaggering Through Central Wellington
MUST BE SOMETHING ON.
The citizens of Wellington could tell that something was up yesterday, after multiple sightings of confident-looking men walking in groups were reported to authorities.