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“This Is The Last Time” Says Woman, Already Lying To Herself About 2025 Detox

woman up mount maunganui with instagram phone.

“Just A Casual Hike Up Here” Says Woman Being A Complete Thirst Trap On Instagram

Chloe Swarbrick with christmas stockings

Chloe Swarbrick Weeps As Eco-Stocking Composts Before Her Very Eyes

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Christmas Day Gym Goer Reminds Us We’ll Never Be As Disciplined As Him

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Local Woman’s Out Of Office Auto Reply Beginning To Read More Like A Travel Itinerary

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Local Mum Really Leaning On The “Santa Won’t Come” Threat To Round Off The Year

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Local Lesbian Braces For Annual “When Are You Having Kids” Interrogation at Family Christmas

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Bloke Loosely Points To “The Silly Season” To Justify Fourth Night At The Pub This Week

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Local Man Gets Strong Engagement After Expressing Opinion About Whether Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie Or Not

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Wellingtonian Shares His Spotify Wrapped Which Is Filled With Artists You’ve Never Heard Of

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