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Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”

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Outraged Christ’s College Student Demands To Know What’s Wrong With Liking Golden Syrup

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Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office

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Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction

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Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s

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Local Tradie Say He’ll “Swing By Tomorrow” Offering Inconvenient 10-Hour Arrival Window

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Bloke Who’s Never Left The West Coast Confident He’d Hate Auckland

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Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off

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One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity

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Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”

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