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Man celebrating after bowling out his young son in backyard cricket.

Local Dad Rolls Back The Years With Sensational BYC Hat Trick Against His Hapless Children

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batsman getting cleaned up with brand new kookaburra bat in foreground.

Third Grade Cricketer Blows $600 On A New Bat In The Hope That It’ll Turn His Form Around

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man proudly pointing at indoor sports medal.

Local Bloke Proudly Displays Div 4 Indoor Sport Medal Like He’s Some Sort Of Elite Athlete

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man with belgium flag face paint standing awkwardly with fire in the background

Football Fan Quietly Accepts His Country’s Loss Without Rioting In The Streets

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mum annoyed by backyard cricket

Mum Who Doesn’t Understand BYC Holds False Belief That Her Kids Can Just “Do That At The Park”

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man in pain thinking about all blacks

Man Goes Walking Alone, Contemplating How We Blew That Lead

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ardie savea scoring try with world player of the year poster in background

Ardie Savea Inundated With Messages Saying “That’s Such Bulls**t Bro”

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woman with arms folded smirking about the rain as her partner can't play cricket.

Cricketer’s Girlfriend Obnoxiously Welcomes Weekend Rain

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man getting blood pressure tested by female doctor, with Jordie Barrett All Blacks try in the background.

REPORT: No Rise In New Zealanders’ Blood Pressure As All Blacks Drum Up Dominant Win

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Batsmen getting bowled out

Grade Cricketer Unforthcoming About How He Actually Went Today

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