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woman with arms folded smirking about the rain as her partner can't play cricket.

Cricketer’s Girlfriend Obnoxiously Welcomes Weekend Rain

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man getting blood pressure tested by female doctor, with Jordie Barrett All Blacks try in the background.

REPORT: No Rise In New Zealanders’ Blood Pressure As All Blacks Drum Up Dominant Win

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Batsmen getting bowled out

Grade Cricketer Unforthcoming About How He Actually Went Today

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All blacks with fiery riots in the background

All Blacks Narrowly Avoid Causing New Zealand Society To Collapse

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NZ Rugby executives thinking about beers and wines

NOT AGAIN! NZ Rugby Double-Books Itself For Friday Drinks

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Man tagging friends on phone in virat kohli posts

Indian Friend Won’t Shut Up About Virat Kohli’s Innings Last Night

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Man on couch watching repeats of Glenn Phillips catch

Man Rewatches Black Caps Win Over Australia Just To Double Check It Really Happened

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“All Blacks XV Should Just Be Replaced By The Canterbury Team” – Chamberlain

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One Eyed cantab with all blacks haka in background

One Eyed Cantab Furious That No Canterbury Loosies Are In The End Of Year Tour Squad

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warriors fan on the couch with eels fans in the background

Warriors Fan Now Saying He’s “Always Had A Soft Spot For The Eels”

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