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beauden barrett with phone

Beauden Barrett Turns To Instagram Poll To Determine What Position He Should Play

Damian McKenzie taking shot with team bus and shot clock there.

McKenzie Blames Shot Clock For Missing Team Bus

scott razor robertson looking sheepish as all blacks lose and Raygun looks ahead

Razor May Be Replaced by Raygun if All Blacks Don’t Win Rugby Championship

Australian breakdancer in front of all blacks.

All Blacks Forced To Watch Australian Woman Breakdance As Punishment For Losing

man in armchair with olympic stadium behind

Bloke Who’s Done Nothing But Sit On The Couch Watching Olympics Reckons He Could Make L.A In 2028

Jake Heke watching women's olympic boxing

Jake The Muss Keen To Give Women’s Boxing A Go

woman at wellington sevens with the nz women's rugby sevens team winning gold

Passing Mention Of Rugby Sevens Sends Woman Back To Being Drunk In Wellington Wearing A Toga

Man in foreground looking upward in wonderment, with lisa carrington canoeing in the background

Local Man Wishes He Had Arms Like Lisa Carrington

man in front of old olympic tug of war film

Local Man Says The Olympics Haven’t been The Same Since They Ditched Tug Of War

man laughing at olympics opening ceremony

Local Dad Foolishly Assumes The Olympics Would Be Family Friendly

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