Seymour Wishing He Was Stuck In Space Station So He Wouldn’t Have To Deal With School Lunches
DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches
BACK IN MY DAY…
Prime Minister Becomes Instantly More Likeable And Relatable After Picking Up Cricket Bat
MAN ON THE STREET.
Christchurch Couple Decide School Leavers Hoodies Stay On During Sex
ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
Bloke’s ‘Quick Chat’ With The Neighbour Passes The 45 Minute Mark
CHAT TRAP
Aucklander Who Moved to Tauranga for ‘Laid-Back Lifestyle’ Now Complaining There’s Nothing to Do
Is ‘the Mount’ all it’s cracked up to be?
Woman Rescued From Her Zombie-Like State With Emergency Espresso Coffee
REJUVENATED.
The staff at The Good Home restaurant and bar, Prebbleton, could be forgiven for thinking it was the beginning of the zombie apocalypse this morning.
Luxon Eases Pain Of Poor Poll Result By Binging On Chip And Marmite Sandwiches
CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon was spotted sitting alone outside of Parliament’s Beehive today.
Local Bloke Can’t Justify Spending $60 on Groceries, But Happily Spends $120 on Friday Night Piss-Up
BOY MATH.
Daniel McCafferty has once again demonstrated his world-class financial priorities.
The 31 year-old recently balked at a $60 grocery bill before promptly forking out double that amount on a Friday night session with the boys.
“I Prefer Marmite Over Vegemite”: One Issue The Prime Minister Isn’t On The Fence About
STRONG STANCE.
In a rare moment of decisiveness, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has put a stake in the ground over a hotly debated issue: Marmite vs Vegemite.