Golriz Dismayed To Find Out Her Theft Conviction Wasn’t A Big Misunderstanding
REALITY BITES.
Former Green MP Golriz Ghahraman’s bid to clear her name for a crime she definitely did, took a sharp turn today as the Auckland High Court firmly denied her appeal to wipe her shoplifting convictions.
Chloe Triple Checks That New MP Hasn’t Been Doing Any Shoplifting Or Migrant Exploitation
“NOW, YOU’RE SURE?”
Chloe Swarbrick is leaving no stone unturned in her recruitment process, specifically the background checks of Benjamin Doyle, who is likely to be joining her in parliament as an MP shortly.
Marriage Frays As Husband Fails To See Difference Between White Paint Colour Swatches
“ALL THE SAME TO ME”.
Josh Krawley was thoroughly unhelpful during an unscheduled visit to Mitre 10 last weekend.
The 32 year old builder stared blankly at his wife Cara, who had just asked him which white he preferred for painting the lounge. “It was like I was looking at two identical cards of the exact same colour,” he said to reporters, deliberately choosing not to use the word “swatches”.
Slice Of Heaven Song Fails To Ease Hellish Reality For Man On Hold To IRD
EVEN DAVE CAN’T SAVE.
After close to an hour on hold with the IRD, Andrew Young, 32, has lost all sense of time, space, and faith in bureaucratic efficiency.
Tory Whanau Calculating How Many Cars She Needs To Sell To Avoid Government Intervention
TORY FROM TURNERS.
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has been working overtime today—not at City Hall, but at Turner’s Cars.
Proven Thief And Liar Still Believes She Could Get A Job As A Lawyer
TAKE THE L AND MOVE ON.
Former Green MP Golriz Ghahraman, who is a household name in New Zealand for all the wrong reasons, insists that despite her recent run-ins with the law, she still harbours dreams of a future in the legal profession.
Nickelback Relieved They Were Never Cool Enough To Be Invited To Any Diddy Parties
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | World LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH The widely ridiculed band of the 2000s, Nickelback are counting their blessings in 2024. While lead singer Chad Kroeger had felt left out at the time, he and his band mates are now quite pleased they didn’t get the invite to any of Sean “P Diddy” Combs’ […]
‘Might As Well Turn Back’ – Grade Cricketer Again Dismissed Before Girlfriend Arrives To Watch
EARLY EXIT.
Third-division cricketer Mitchell Sinclair, 31, found himself in an all-too-familiar situation on Saturday at Hagley Oval.
Wife Sick Of Husband Sidestepping Around The House Kicks Him Out To Go Play For The Kiwis
JUST GET OUT!
Kayla Johnson, a former Silver Fern based in Auckland, has taken the drastic step of kicking her husband out of the house, due to his disruptive behaviour in the lounge and hallway.
Navy Agrees That Investing In Affordable GPS May Have Saved Them A Hundred Million Dollars
AVOIDING REEFS AND BUDGET GRIEF.
The Royal New Zealand Navy is reevaluating its priorities after the hydrographic survey ship HMNZS Manawanui went from proudly sailing the Pacific to becoming a new underwater feature off the coast of Samoa.
