LinkedIn Bloke’s New “Open To Work” Banner Definitely Doesn’t Stink Of Desperation
OPEN AND TRANSPARENT.
IT architect and prolific LinkedIn bloke, Sergio Mendez is pleased he took the plunge and slapped a big green “Open to work” banner on his profile pic.
Reporter Misses Memo About Only Asking Crusaders Coach Nice Questions
GOING OFF SCRIPT.
1News reporter Thomas Mead wasn’t meaning to catch Crusaders coach Rob Penney off guard yesterday.
CRUSHING IT: Public Service Superstar Collects Enough Manager Signoffs To Actually Start On Some Work
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS.
Annabelle Robinson, a rising star at the Ministry of Business Innovation and Employment (MBIE), has absolutely smashed it at work this week.
“Never Lost Faith” Says Bloke Who Definitely Doubted The Warriors Last Week
WAHS 4 LYFE!
Jayden Higgins, a self-proclaimed lifelong fan of the New Zealand Warriors, has firmly declared he “never lost faith” in his team following their shock upset against the three-time defending champions, the Penrith Panthers, at Suncorp Stadium yesterday.
One Eyed Cantab Disappears From Society After Tenth Crusaders Loss
SOLACE IN THE SANDS.
Diehard Crusaders fan Craig Chamberlain is unable to face a world where the Crusaders are no longer the unstoppable force they once were.
Local Bloke Lets Slip A “Nek Minnit” Like It’s 2011
BLAST FROM THE PAST.
Jay Holland, 33, caused a stir in his office yesterday when he accidentally dropped a “Nek Minnit” during casual conversation.
Local Man Doing Weekly Shop At Pak n Save Naturally Forgets The Council Rubbish Bags
CHECKOUT AUTOPILOT.
New dad Nathan Davidson has been feeling good about taking on the weekly grocery shopping duties, now that wife Shannon has her hands full with two month old Isaac.
Local Man Doesn’t See The Aurora
WAS GOING TO.
Jay Briggs, 35, was keen to see the spectacular aurora phenomenon that graced the night sky last night.
Local Bloke’s NRL Multi Destined To Be Ruined By The Warriors
SAFE BET.
Jayden Brooking, 29, is still strangely optimistic about the Warriors this weekend.
Vibe Of Modern Inner City Apartment Inevitably Ruined By Clothes Horse
SO BOUJEE.
Anna Bourdain, a 29 year old lawyer who enjoys the finer things in life, has been caught out by reality once again.
