Chippy Hipkins Fires Up Outlook And Pumps Out Email Reminders To “Make Use Of EAP”
YOUR WELLBEING IS IMPORTANT TO US.
After the dramatic end to Justice Minister Kiri Allan’s political career, Prime Minister Chippy Hipkins is going the extra mile for his remaining ministers. To address any and all concerns about emotional wellbeing, Hipkins has turned to a public service classic – the Employee Assistance Program (EAP).
While some might have expected a serious examination of the demands and pressures faced by government ministers, Hipkins has opted for a more “hands-off” approach. EAP, a programme that is a running joke within the public service, was dusted off and presented as the solution early this afternoon.
Office Jock Overly Keen To Enter A Work Indoor Netball Team
SAYS IT’LL BE FUN.
Ben Macaskill appears to be significantly more enthusiastic about the idea of forming a social sports team than his current job.
The 31 year-old who works as an auditor at an accounting firm in Christchurch floated the idea to a colleague in the work kitchen on his lunch break.
Woman’s Instagram Roars Back To Life With Steamy Pic At Queenstown’s Onsen Hot Pools
COMING IN HOT.
Chelsea Brunton has had a quiet few months on social media, but that was all set to change with her mid-winter girls trip to Queenstown.
After ending her relationship with her boyfriend, Hamish, earlier in the year, the 24-year-old was eager to immerse herself in the natural beauty of Queenstown’s snow-capped mountains. However, she also had another mission in mind – reviving her Instagram, which had been lacking content since the breakup.
Wellingtonian Braves Sideways Wind And Rain But Still Strangely Questions Those Who Want To Move To Auckland
CAN’T BEAT IT ON A GOOD DAY.
Policy advisor and self-proclaimed “hearty Wellingtonian,” Jeremy Playle, triumphantly endured yet another day of sideways wind and torrential rain with a barely waterproof parker.
The 28-year-old Thorndon resident frequently intrigues his flatmates with his ability to survive the weather onslaught that the capital city throws at him on a regular basis.
Despite his heartiness, the resilient Playle has expressed bewildered skepticism towards those who consider moving to the always-sunny Auckland.
Old Boy Thinks Today’s Rugby Players Are All Show Ponies With Their Shiny Boots And Haircuts
A BLOODY DISGRACE.
Local old boy and rugby enthusiast Ian McCarthy, 80, took a break from yelling at kids to get off his lawn and turned his attention to the rugby field.
Sporting an old swanndri and an FMG beanie, McCarthy unleashed a scathing critique of today’s rugby players, dismissing them as nothing more than “show ponies with their shiny boots and haircuts.”
Woman Kidding Herself Thinking She Won’t Eat Whole Block Of Chocolate In One Sitting
OUTLOOK NOT GOOD.
In a stunning display of self-delusion, local woman Emily Brown is once again attempting the impossible: to resist devouring an entire block of chocolate in one sitting. Despite her previous failed attempts, Ms. Brown is convinced that this time will be different.
Centre In Netball Harping On Like They’ve Run A Marathon Or Something
Self styled superhuman Sophie Roberts constantly makes others know about the physical demands of her role on the netball court.
The 23 year-old, who plays in the Saturday morning competition at Christchurch’s Hagley netball courts often makes her teammates aware of her end to end running.
Kiri Allen Somehow Surprised To Find Useless People In The Public Service
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics WHO KNEW? Kiri Allan, who was once Stuff’s top pick to take Jacinda Ardern’s place as prime minister, returned to parliament this week. She was previously on leave, most likely because she wasn’t able to tolerate one or more of Wellington’s unbelievably useless public servants. Allan has been accused of “shouting […]
Man Haunted By Decision Not To Hang On To Holographic Charizard
As an 11 year old, Nathan Bayley came into possession of the much-coveted “holographic Charizard”, which is famously rare to this day. “I can’t believe I had that card,” said Bayley.
“I had it, and now I don’t”.
Local Mum Still Expecting Dan Carter To Run Out For The All Blacks Tonight
The incident occurred a few hours before Saturday’s test match against South Africa in Auckland as Troy and Steve were preparing snacks in the kitchen.
Vicki piped up with what she thought was going to be some good pre-game chat with her family, however her blunder ensured awkwardness that would linger in the family home for the next few hours.
