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Woman With Stressful Job Glad She Doesn’t Have To Attend Sentencing For Repeated Retail Theft

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Leo DiCaprio To Star In Picton-Based Titanic Sequel

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Polling Shows Surge In Support For Tim Naki As Preferred Prime Minister

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Local Bloke Putting Back His Sixth Beer Claims He’ll Get Up For Dawn Service

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COST CUTTING: Stuff’s 6 O’Clock News Bulletin To Be Presented By A.I Robot

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TVNZ Attempt To Improve Ratings By Axing Long Running Show People Actually Watch

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Soon To Be Sacked Public Servant Reflects Fondly On Year’s Worth Of Pointless Work

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TVNZ Budget Back On Track With New Tobacco Sponsorship

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TVNZ Annoyed That People Don’t Want To Advertise On Channels Nobody Watches

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REPORT: Summer Is Hot

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