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Man Comes To One Training And One Game And Is Never Seen Again

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Previously Very Confident Hurricanes Fan Mysteriously Absent From Group Chat

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Delusional One Eyed Cantab Claims To Have Tickets To “Tonight’s Crusaders Semifinal”

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Old Friends Inevitably End Up Spending All Night Naming Old Warriors Players

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Clubroom Beer Prices Continue To Defeat Inflation In New Zealand

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Tomorrow’s Third Division Rugby Game Last Thing On Player’s Mind Tonight

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Local Idiot Rewatches Beauden Barrett’s 2015 World Cup Try Against Australia Without The New Zealand Commentary

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Crusaders Coach Reveals New Plan To Call Thomas Mead A C*** Before Every Game

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Reporter Misses Memo About Only Asking Crusaders Coach Nice Questions

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“Never Lost Faith” Says Bloke Who Definitely Doubted The Warriors Last Week

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