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man on phone with Laulala bet and pic of blues prop Nepo Laulala

Man Picks Rank Outsider For First Try Scorer As If He Has Some Kind Of Inside Knowledge

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One eyed cantab on folding chair near Christchurch tram.

One Eyed Cantab Arrives Two Weeks Early To Crusaders Victory Parade

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angry man at indoor netball

Angry Social Netballer Fails To Realise He Is Not A Professional Athlete

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Hurricanes fan in disbelief as referee denies Ardie Savea the winning try.

Canes Fan Claims Victory Was Stolen Because “Ardie Wouldn’t Lie”

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shaun johnson laughing on plane.

Johnson On Plane Home Still Laughing About How Easy That Try Was

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shaun johnson carrying the ball for the warriors with iphone message above him saying "You all goods my bro? Haven't heard from you, just checking in".

RADIO SILENCE: Shaun Johnson Checks In On Critics To See If They’re Okay

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Man Impresses Nobody After Taking To Social Media With His Latest 5k Time

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fake nsw blues fan on couch

Kiwi Bloke Who Has Visited Sydney Once Gets Disproportionately Charged Up About NSW Origin Team

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Very clean looking winger in front of totally mud covered team mates.

Local Winger Locks In Another Weekend Of Not Having To Wash His Rugby Gear

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man swinging golf club in lounge, thinking about tiger.

Local Bloke Left Alone For Two Seconds Inevitably Starts Performing His Imaginary Golf Swing

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