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Man Locks In Poor Saturday Athletic Performance By Having Spontaneously Big Friday

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Friend Of Social Rugby Player Simply Delighted By Clubroom Beer Prices

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Kiwi Complaining About Stop-Start NBA Forgets About Rugby’s Endless Scrum Resets

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Warriors Fan Living In Constant Fear That Season Will Crumble At Any Moment

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RICHIE’S 100TH GAME: One Eyed Cantab Erects Statue Of Richie Mo’unga In His Backyard

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Local Bloke Still Adjusting To The Idea Of Taking The Blues Seriously

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Rugby Coach Detects Rain And Instantly Messages His Soft Players To Say Training’s Still On

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WARRIORS WIN AGAIN: Local Bloke Looks At Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

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Man With Work To Do Suddenly Drops Everything To Google “Christian Cullen Highlights”

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Scott Robertson in suit with all blacks branding behind him.

NZ Rugby Does Big Office Clean Out And Finds Their Logic And Reason

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