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Man Impresses Nobody After Taking To Social Media With His Latest 5k Time

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Kiwi Bloke Who Has Visited Sydney Once Gets Disproportionately Charged Up About NSW Origin Team

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Local Winger Locks In Another Weekend Of Not Having To Wash His Rugby Gear

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Local Bloke Left Alone For Two Seconds Inevitably Starts Performing His Imaginary Golf Swing

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THIRD STRAIGHT LOSS: Warriors Fan Shopping Around For Second NRL Team To Support

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Chiefs Fan Difficult To Be Around After Tenth Straight Win

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BACK-TO- BACK LOSSES: Warriors Fan Stocking Up On Ice Cream To Go With Potential End Of Season Tears

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Man Locks In Poor Saturday Athletic Performance By Having Spontaneously Big Friday

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Friend Of Social Rugby Player Simply Delighted By Clubroom Beer Prices

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Kiwi Complaining About Stop-Start NBA Forgets About Rugby’s Endless Scrum Resets

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