Razor May Be Replaced by Raygun if All Blacks Don’t Win Rugby Championship
HOO HEY RACHEL RAY.
Scott “Razor” Robertson might soon be ousted from his throne if performances don’t improve. His potential replacement? None other than Rachael “Raygun” Gunn, the most talked about breakdancer in the world.
All Blacks Forced To Watch Australian Woman Breakdance As Punishment For Losing
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
All Blacks coach Scott “Razor” Robertson has taken an unorthodox approach to motivate his team after their shocking 38-30 loss to Argentina in Wellington last night.
Bloke Who’s Done Nothing But Sit On The Couch Watching Olympics Reckons He Could Make L.A In 2028
SURELY..
Will Baker, an armchair critic of epic proportions, believes that despite not competing in any form of competitive sport since high school, he could qualify for the Los Angeles summer games in 2028.
Millennial Mum Feels Personally Attacked By Three Year Old Son Who “Hates The Wiggles”
HOT POTATO.
When Joanne Wade had her first son Xavier, she often had pleasant daydreams about how she could relive her own childhood with him, once he was a bit older.
Jake The Muss Keen To Give Women’s Boxing A Go
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Sport NO JAKE! Jake “The Muss” Heke, well known for his violence against women, believes he has a real chance at Olympic women’s boxing in 2028. The ‘Once Were Warriors’ star made the announcement after seeing a controversial fight between Italian boxer Angela Carini and Algerian Imane Khelif. Carini quit the match […]
Passing Mention Of Rugby Sevens Sends Woman Back To Being Drunk In Wellington Wearing A Toga
GLORY DAYS.
For Tara Peattie, the mere mention of the women’s rugby sevens team clinching gold against Canada at the Paris Olympics was enough to send her spiralling into a haze of nostalgia.
Local Man Wishes He Had Arms Like Lisa Carrington
GUN SHOW.
34-year-old Mike Flanders has always had an admiration for Olympic canoeist Lisa Carrington’s muscular arms.
Local Man Says The Olympics Haven’t been The Same Since They Ditched Tug Of War
GLORY DAYS.
Tim Dyson sat slumped on his lazy boy watching the Paris Olympics in frustration this afternoon.
Local Dad Foolishly Assumes The Olympics Would Be Family Friendly
HA, SORRY GUYS.
Mark Davidson, a Wairarapa father of two young boys, made an obvious error this morning as he was enjoying some family time in his modest living room.
OLYMPIC PREVIEW: Local Woman Announces That She’s “Looking Forward To The Gymnastics”
SHOCKER.
Wellington woman Julia Jennings, 33, shocked her immediate family members this morning when she announced her viewing intentions for this year’s Paris Olympic Games.
