Local Teenager Enjoying Phone Ban After Playing Handball For The First Time
SKILL OVER SNAPCHATS
15 year old Jake Billingsley has been forced out of his comfort zone this week, and has taken up the challenge of the once universally-played sport of handball.
Goodshirt’s Music Video For Sophie Still The Most Engaging Content Of All Time
SO SWEET SO FINE.
It may just be a single camera shot, but the video for the song “Sophie” by New Zealand band Goodshirt, still remains to be the most engaging thing ever made.
Polling Shows Surge In Support For Tim Naki As Preferred Prime Minister
HOUSE OF CARDS.
Tonight’s 1News Verian Poll has shown a jump in support for Tim Naki, a man who the New Zealand public now rates as one of the top people they want as Prime Minister.
Club Rugby Team Forced to Adapt to Player’s “Fashionably Late” Style
“HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU MATE?”
Tim Coles, 27, has never been good with time management.
39-0 Win: Crusaders Fans Now Eyeing Up Title Winning Victory Parade
IT’S COMING HOME.
Crusaders fans may just be getting ahead of themselves after their team’s comprehensive win last night.
Hurricanes Fan Feeling Morally Virtuous After Sending Supportive Message To Crusaders Facebook Page
SO HUMBLE.
Campbell Taylor, a die-hard Hurricanes fan notorious for his ‘our year’ claims, has outdone himself by leaving what he describes as a “genuinely supportive” message on the Crusaders’ Facebook page.
Local Man Seesaws Between “Our Year” And “Typical Farrkin Warriors”
ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTION.
Psychologically battered Auckland man TJ Warrington has been following the Warriors his whole life.
Local Bloke Putting Back His Sixth Beer Claims He’ll Get Up For Dawn Service
GOOD INTENTIONS!
Jake Symons, 26, has fooled absolutely nobody after making the outlandish claim that he’ll be getting up at the crack of dawn on a public holiday for the Anzac service.
Instagram Releases New Filters For Christchurch People To Show What School They Went To
LEGACY LENS.
Instagram has unveiled a new feature: Filters for Christchurch people to proudly display their high school affiliations.
Annual Leave Maximiser Has Naturally Pre-Locked In Friday Between Anzac And The Weekend
BE SILLY NOT TO.
Office know-it-all Ryan Duggan has shown his colleagues once again why he’s the best in the business.
