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otago man running with nachos

Man Attempts To Outrun Hangover With Multiple Trips To Shop To Buy Convenient Ready-To-Eat Food

man with coffee

Local Man Adds “Long Black Drinker” To His Edgy But Highly Curated Personality

Grandmother and grandkids at duck pond.

Grandmother Looking After Grandkids Informed That She “Can’t Even Feed Bread To Ducks Anymore”

woman at festival

WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave

bloke in gore thinking about the mount

Bloke Refers To Mount Maunganui As “The Mount” Despite Living In Gore

grateful man in The Square in Palmerston North.

Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”

woman with mug

Local Woman Claims To Be In Some Kind Of “Era” When Describing Very Minor Things That She Does

woman eating biscoff egg in shop

Local Woman Who Said She’d Have One Biscoff Egg Ends Up Polishing Off The Lot

men waving in supermarket, one thinking of coffee

“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment

woman on couch eating mcdonalds

Local Woman Who Does No Exercise And Only Eats Rubbish Asks Why She Feels “Tired All The Time”