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Bloke Forgets What He Said at Work Drinks, Just Assumes It Was Career-Ending

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man with beer explaining time space

Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week

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Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting

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man eating sausage rolls at children's birthday

Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party

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man with beer tweeting on phone at pub

Craft Beer Guy Tweets The Flavours He’s Detecting After Being Ignored In Real Life

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woman on phone in bathroom

“I’m On My Way” Text Sent From Woman Still Towel-Drying In Bathroom

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man at bbq wearing behemoth brewing tee shirt

Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality

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Young couple smiling outside sold sign of their new home.

Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New

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kiwi in rome thinking about London

Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now

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couple at coldplay concert thinking about the kiss cam

Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers

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