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judith collins with crushed car.

Crusher Collins Celebrates Retirement By Having Her Own Parliamentary Vehicle Crushed

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real estate agent laughing in front of house for sale.

Real Estate Agent Confirms House He’s Selling That’s Falling Apart Actually Has “Good Bones”

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man in front of parliament and taxpayers union logo.

Public Servant Says New Cross-Agency Karakia Will Help Ward Off Taxpayer Union OIA Requests

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man sarcastically happy to see bus.

Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand

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woman at laptop in bank

Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air

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parents sitting on couch thinking about kids and leave balance

Working Parents Naturally Have Both Their Annual Leave Balances Deleted By School Holidays

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man laughing thinking about kids on ipad quietly engaged.

“Parenting’s Easy, Just Give Them The iPad Haha”, Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Have Kids

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man having beer on sunny day.

Local Bloke Keeps Silly Season Alive With Unscheduled Early Friday Beer At Pub

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man on deck looking sweaty after run

Man Who Went For Run This Morning Says Legs Are “Sore” But “Good Sore”

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man laughing with beer at airport

Boarding Call Falls On Deaf Ears Of Bloke Determined To Finish Overpriced Airport Beer

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