Culture – The Whakataki Times

Man in Auckland.

Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”

woman with smoothie

Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw

man drinking beer with starry sky behind him

Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking

Man thinking about high school rugby while talking to people at party.

Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant

woman reading book thinking about two minute noodles

Uni Student Getting Straight A’s Despite Sub-Optimal Diet Of Mostly Two Minute Noodles

man thinking about his paintball welts

Bloke Insists Paintball Was ‘Just a Bit of Fun’ Despite Being Covered In Painful Welts

man wearing shorts and gumboots in the cold

South Island Bloke Still Pretending It’s Not Cold Wearing Gumboots And Stubbies

gym girl taking selfie at gym.

Gym Goer Endures Gruelling 3-Minute Workout To Earn Right To Post Insta Selfie

Kiwi in london

Kiwi Bloke’s “Big OE” To Include Same Mates From Home But In Different Time Zone

king and queen with june calendar

Public Holiday Still Getting Misgendered In 2025 As “Queen’s Birthday”