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orange guy from the electoral commission crawling out of a hole in the road on Willis Street

Election Season Officially Open As This Creature Emerges From The Fiery Depths Of Hell

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chris hipkins having a sausage roll and a coke zero

Hipkins Tight-Lipped About Plan To Remove GST From Sausage Rolls And Coke Zero

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the faces of chris hipkins, michael wood and kiri allan with the beehive in the background.

REPORT: Toxic Political Work Culture Could Be Caused By “All The Lying And Backstabbing”

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chippy hipkins at computer

Chippy Hipkins Fires Up Outlook And Pumps Out Email Reminders To “Make Use Of EAP”

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Kiri Allan

Kiri Allen Somehow Surprised To Find Useless People In The Public Service

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two women who are not the mayor of wellington enjoy a wine, while the mayor of wellington tory whanau fronts newstalk zb.

Ordinary Woman Enjoys Rowdy Night On The Piss Because She’s Not Mayor Of Wellington

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hipkins farming and thinking about ministers

Hipkins Disappears Into Rural China To Start New Life Away From Troublesome Cabinet Ministers

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chris hipkins meeting with chinese foreign minister but thinking about sausage rolls.

Chinese Foreign Minister Snubs Chippy Hipkins With Absolutely No Offer Of Sausage Rolls

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Michael Wood holding paper outside parliament

FINALLY: Michael Wood Resigns After Being Asked For The 12th Time

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chris hipkins eating pie.

Prime Minister Set To Announce Major Policy Direction For Meat Pies And Pastries

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