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man on therapy couch with christian cullen for the all blacks in the background.

Man Begins Therapy To Address Childhood Trauma Of Christian Cullen Being Dropped

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relieved man smiling and thinking of ardie savea wearing goggles and his phone confirming with a google search.

Local Bloke Confirms He Didn’t Just Imagine Ardie Wearing Those Goggles That Time

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pink haired hipster girl thinking about the all blacks and warriors losing.

Smug Millennial Eagerly Asks “How Was All The Sportsball Over The Weekend?”

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man smiling through gritted teeth with Wahs jersey, ignoring the all blacks loss

DIDN’T HAPPEN: Kiwis Immediately Turn Their Focus To Warriors Playoff Game

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hungover man in ABs jersey

Unplanned Hangover Fails To Stop Man From Getting Up For The All Blacks

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man with furrowed brow watching south africa beat the all blacks

Local Man’s Brow Remains Furrowed Nearly Two Weeks Since All Blacks Loss

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haunted man with wayne barnes and 2007 all blacks

Man Still Haunted By 2007 Quarter-Final

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turbos fan in central auckland

Unusually High Volume of Manawatu Turbos Jerseys Spotted In Central Auckland

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All blacks losing to South Africa with the Space Jam aliens in the foreground.

Aliens Steal All Blacks’ Talent Ahead Of Match Against Bugs Bunny

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dad watching tv on couch early in the morning

Local Dad Pleased With All Blacks’ 6.30 Kickoff Because He’ll Be Up Anyway

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