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Bull Allen at leaders debate with pic of him playing for hurricanes in front

National Party Leader Weirdly Silent On His Playing Career For The Hurricanes And All Blacks

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Sunwolves rugby team celebrating in background, while All Black and Wallaby look dejected.

New Zealand And Australia Pinpoint Start Of Downward Slide Just After The Sunwolves Left Super Rugby

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nervous ABs fan with wallabies in background

All Blacks Fans Too Nervous To Make Fun Of Wallabies Just Yet

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reece walsh forward pass against the warriors

Warriors Game Plan Would Have Changed If They Knew Forward Passing Was Allowed

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warriors celebrating with clock in foreground.

Daylight Savings Criticised For Not Making The Warriors Kickoff An Hour Earlier

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office chat between two men and a woman in a warriors jersey

Quiet Team Admin Mysteriously Experiencing More Attention Than Usual This Casual Friday

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man on therapy couch with christian cullen for the all blacks in the background.

Man Begins Therapy To Address Childhood Trauma Of Christian Cullen Being Dropped

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relieved man smiling and thinking of ardie savea wearing goggles and his phone confirming with a google search.

Local Bloke Confirms He Didn’t Just Imagine Ardie Wearing Those Goggles That Time

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pink haired hipster girl thinking about the all blacks and warriors losing.

Smug Millennial Eagerly Asks “How Was All The Sportsball Over The Weekend?”

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man smiling through gritted teeth with Wahs jersey, ignoring the all blacks loss

DIDN’T HAPPEN: Kiwis Immediately Turn Their Focus To Warriors Playoff Game

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