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turbos fan in central auckland

Unusually High Volume of Manawatu Turbos Jerseys Spotted In Central Auckland

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All blacks losing to South Africa with the Space Jam aliens in the foreground.

Aliens Steal All Blacks’ Talent Ahead Of Match Against Bugs Bunny

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dad watching tv on couch early in the morning

Local Dad Pleased With All Blacks’ 6.30 Kickoff Because He’ll Be Up Anyway

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pink haired girl with phone and upthewahs in foreground with One NZ warriors

Smug Millennial Fools Absolutely No One by Asking “What’s UpTheWahs?”

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woman celebrating with laptop as warriors score try

Warriors Social Media Manager Enjoying Job This Year

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Palmy mum not impressed with spanish women's team.

Palmy Mum Reminds Spanish Women’s Team That Only Boring People Get Bored

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Shaun Stevenson whitebaiting on the waikato river.

Shaun Stevenson Goes Whitebaiting On The Waikato River

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hungover rugby player sitting in changing rooms with blue powerade.

3rd Division Rugby Player Most Definitely Playing Hungover

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spanish women's team at Palmerston North's "the square"

Palmerston North Mayor Dusts Off The Old “Great Place To Raise A Family” Line

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Tired dad sitting on couch

Local Dad Keen For All Blacks But Struggling With The Late Kickoff

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