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Smug Millennial Fools Absolutely No One by Asking “What’s UpTheWahs?”

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Warriors Social Media Manager Enjoying Job This Year

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Palmy mum not impressed with spanish women's team.

Palmy Mum Reminds Spanish Women’s Team That Only Boring People Get Bored

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Shaun Stevenson whitebaiting on the waikato river.

Shaun Stevenson Goes Whitebaiting On The Waikato River

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hungover rugby player sitting in changing rooms with blue powerade.

3rd Division Rugby Player Most Definitely Playing Hungover

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spanish women's team at Palmerston North's "the square"

Palmerston North Mayor Dusts Off The Old “Great Place To Raise A Family” Line

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Local Dad Keen For All Blacks But Struggling With The Late Kickoff

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SELECTIVE SHARING: Bloke Quick To Boast About His TAB Wins Conveniently Makes No Mention Of Losses

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Australian man in yellow hoodie reading book in library, while thinking about george gregan lifting the bledisloe cup

HISTORY LESSON: 20 Year-Old Australian Learns The Wallabies Once Held The Bledisloe Cup

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Office Jock Overly Keen To Enter A Work Indoor Netball Team

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