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SELECTIVE SHARING: Bloke Quick To Boast About His TAB Wins Conveniently Makes No Mention Of Losses

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HISTORY LESSON: 20 Year-Old Australian Learns The Wallabies Once Held The Bledisloe Cup

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Office Jock Overly Keen To Enter A Work Indoor Netball Team

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Old Boy Thinks Today’s Rugby Players Are All Show Ponies With Their Shiny Boots And Haircuts

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Centre In Netball Harping On Like They’ve Run A Marathon Or Something

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Local Mum Still Expecting Dan Carter To Run Out For The All Blacks Tonight

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Man Weighs Up Origin Dead Rubber With Being Dangerously Tired On Thursday

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REVEALED: Pitch Invader Kicked By Sam Cane Due To Not Being Nude

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Easy All Blacks Win Good For Dad’s Cardiovascular Health

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Old Boy At Pub Gets Started On How Soft Today’s Rugby Players Are

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