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hungover rugby player sitting in changing rooms with blue powerade.

3rd Division Rugby Player Most Definitely Playing Hungover

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spanish women's team at Palmerston North's "the square"

Palmerston North Mayor Dusts Off The Old “Great Place To Raise A Family” Line

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Tired dad sitting on couch

Local Dad Keen For All Blacks But Struggling With The Late Kickoff

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man looking at phone in bar with blue message above

SELECTIVE SHARING: Bloke Quick To Boast About His TAB Wins Conveniently Makes No Mention Of Losses

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Australian man in yellow hoodie reading book in library, while thinking about george gregan lifting the bledisloe cup

HISTORY LESSON: 20 Year-Old Australian Learns The Wallabies Once Held The Bledisloe Cup

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man in office thinking about indoor netball

Office Jock Overly Keen To Enter A Work Indoor Netball Team

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grumpy old man with flash pretty boy rugby player.

Old Boy Thinks Today’s Rugby Players Are All Show Ponies With Their Shiny Boots And Haircuts

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netball team with centre in the middle

Centre In Netball Harping On Like They’ve Run A Marathon Or Something

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mum looking skyward with world cup winning dan carter in background .

Local Mum Still Expecting Dan Carter To Run Out For The All Blacks Tonight

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man on couch with nsw jersey thinking about origin 3.

Man Weighs Up Origin Dead Rubber With Being Dangerously Tired On Thursday

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