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Hurricanes fan in disbelief as referee denies Ardie Savea the winning try.

Canes Fan Claims Victory Was Stolen Because “Ardie Wouldn’t Lie”

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shaun johnson laughing on plane.

Johnson On Plane Home Still Laughing About How Easy That Try Was

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shaun johnson carrying the ball for the warriors with iphone message above him saying "You all goods my bro? Haven't heard from you, just checking in".

RADIO SILENCE: Shaun Johnson Checks In On Critics To See If They’re Okay

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running checking time and looking at map

Man Impresses Nobody After Taking To Social Media With His Latest 5k Time

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fake nsw blues fan on couch

Kiwi Bloke Who Has Visited Sydney Once Gets Disproportionately Charged Up About NSW Origin Team

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Very clean looking winger in front of totally mud covered team mates.

Local Winger Locks In Another Weekend Of Not Having To Wash His Rugby Gear

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man swinging golf club in lounge, thinking about tiger.

Local Bloke Left Alone For Two Seconds Inevitably Starts Performing His Imaginary Golf Swing

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warriors fan cringing as Panthers beat Warriors.

THIRD STRAIGHT LOSS: Warriors Fan Shopping Around For Second NRL Team To Support

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chiefs fan giving thumbs up with his social media post in the background.

Chiefs Fan Difficult To Be Around After Tenth Straight Win

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warriors fan with team losing in the background and ben and jerry's icecream in the foreground.

BACK-TO- BACK LOSSES: Warriors Fan Stocking Up On Ice Cream To Go With Potential End Of Season Tears

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