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Aussie players with karen wigs complaining to referee

COMPLAINT SUBMITTED: Karen From Rugby Australia Asks To Speak To The Manager

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warriors fan on couch with rabbitohs highlights in the background

BANDWAGON: Warriors Fan Claims That The Rabbitohs Have “Always Been” His Second Team

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all blacks celebrating while wallabies moan to the ref

Aussies Caught Cheating And Have A Big Cry About It

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Man with mullet in front of smokey indoor stadium

Genius Melbourne Bloke Lets Off A Bunch Of Fireworks Inside

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ABs fan with two V bottles

Local Bloke Calculates That Second Energy Drink Tomorrow Will Counteract Horrendously Late Kick Off Tonight

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Batsmen getting bowled out

Third Grade Cricketer Gears Up For Another Season Of Failure

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One eyed cantab outside Marvel Stadium, Melbourne.

One-Eyed Cantab Reckons The All Blacks Should Play in Christchurch, Not In “Bloody Melbourne On A Bloody Thursday Night!”

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confused man with Rieko Ioane scoring behind him.

“Where The Hell Has That Been For The Past 10 Months?” Yells Satisfied All Blacks Fan

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canterbury rugby fan with will jordan in the background

“Start Playing Will Jordan At Fullback!” Yells One-Eyed Cantab

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Ian Foster with the tooth fairy and easter bunny on each shoulder

“A Lot Of Belief In This Team” : Foster Reveals He Also Believes In The Tooth Fairy And The Easter Bunny

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