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Ian Foster outside Lotto shop

LUCKIEST MAN IN NEW ZEALAND: Foster A Strong Chance To Win Powerball This Weekend

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REPORT: NZ Rugby No Longer Interested In Results

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calm man with All Blacks winning in the background

Middle New Zealander Reports Marked Improvement In General Wellness After All Blacks Win

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one eyed cantab with Richie Mounga in foreground

One-Eyed Cantab Says “It’s About Bloody Time Mo’unga Got A Start.”

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foster next to political poll

Foster Lucky His Lack Of Public Support Doesn’t Have Polling Data Backing It Up 

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All Blacks fan with Steinlager giving the thumbs up

Bloke Who Started Drinking At Four Reckons He’s Staying Up For The All Blacks

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close up of dad, with npc rugby in the background

Local Dad Educates Son About Why NPC Is The Only Real Rugby Left

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Scott Robertson in suitcase

Razor Stuffs Himself Into Sam Whitelock’s Suitcase Just In Case

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Razor Robertson dancing in front of Rugby World Cup

Photoshopped Picture Of Razor Next To World Cup Handed To NZRU To Illustrate An Obvious Point

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Ian Foster engulfed in flames

Report: NZ Rugby Says Everything Is Just Fine

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