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Weather Reporter Outrageously Requests Permission To Do Live Cross From Indoors

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arrogant man standing in Wellington with metservice warning map behind him.

CYCLONE WARNING: Arrogant Wellingtonian Welcomes The Challenge Of More Wind

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woman looking sheepish next to laptop and cocaine with floating shipment of cocaine in background next to navy ship

Losing A Company Laptop Definitely Not As Bad As Losing 3.2 Tonnes Of Cocaine

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boat in dairy

LIFE GOES ON: Undeterred By Flooding, Auckland Teen Ramraids Dairy In Motorboat

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angry middle aged bald man with beard, with live six60 performance in the background

High School Music Tutor Secretly Not Sure Who He Hates More, Six60 Or Himself

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Man thinking about inflation while eating pizza

REPORT: $5 Pepperoni At Domino’s Dodges Inflation For 12th Year In A Row

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GP Receptionist Updating Waiting Room Reading Material Welcomes The June 2019 Issue Of Woman’s Weekly

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man amazed by green tractors

Aucklander Sees Tractor For The First Time

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Michael Baker on Seek on the laptop

Still No Luck For Out Of Work Dr Michael Baker As His Job Hunt Continues

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Meghan and Harry

Media Still Reporting On Normal Non-Royal Ginger And Normal Non-Royal TV Actress

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