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Michael Wood holding paper outside parliament

FINALLY: Michael Wood Resigns After Being Asked For The 12th Time

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chris hipkins eating pie.

Prime Minister Set To Announce Major Policy Direction For Meat Pies And Pastries

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grant robertson with his budget in the sci fi fantasy section of the library.

2023 Budget Found In Fiction Section Of Library Under “Fantasy”

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chippy hipkins in the front and meka whaitiri in the back.

Chippy Hipkins Jealous That He Can’t Just Ditch Labour And Join The Maori Party

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David Parker with cash and monopoly board in background.

PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE: Government Proposes Tax On All Income Received During Games Of Monopoly

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stuart nash with cabinet manual at party

STU’S LEAVING GIFT: Stuart Nash Gifted Limited Edition Copy Of The Cabinet Manual

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marama davidson with magical motorbike

Magical Motorbike Makes Greens Co-Leader Spout A Bunch Of Small-Minded Nonsense

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Chippy Hipkins thinking about burning the fart tax on policy bonfire at parliament

Chippy Hipkins Reckons The Fart Tax Would Actually Burn Quite Well On His Policy Bonfire

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vegan lady with olivani table spread with chris hipkins in the background with his bread and butter.

Local Vegan Rejects Chris Hipkins’ “Bread And Butter” Issues And Raises “Bread And Olivani Table Spread” Issues

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stuart nash looking at couch with duvet and pillows on it

Stuart Nash Returns Home To Find He’s Also Been Demoted To The Couch

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