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Wellington Public Servants Looking For Something To Smile About Get Behind Hurricanes

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Ashton Kutcher laughing at one eyed cantab and losing Crusaders

CRUSADERS CRISIS: One Eyed Cantab Believes It’s 2004 And He’s Being Punk’d By Ashton Kutcher

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Crusaders Fans Encouraged To Streak During Games So Crowd Has Something To Cheer About

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hurricanes fan left on seen

Unbearable Hurricanes Fan’s Messages Left On “Seen”

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one eyed cantab in hospital

One Eyed Cantab Has Last Remaining Eye Removed So He Can’t See Crusaders Anymore

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crusaders losing with cheap plastic fair play award in foreground

Crusaders Fans Call For Super Rugby To Introduce “Fair Play” Award

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indoor football player at wellington indoor sports

Annoyingly Good Indoor Football Player Fills In For Social League Game And Ruins It

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Super Rugby Bosses Relieved They Don’t Have To Worry About Dolphins Cancelling Round

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one eyed cantab connecting nz rugby to crusaders in conspiracy wall

CONSPIRACY RABBIT HOLE: One Eyed Cantab Believes NZ Rugby Is Poisoning Crusaders Players

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hurricanes fan with team celebrating behind him

Hurricanes Fan Displaying Early Signs Of “Our Year” Syndrome

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