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One Eyed Cantab Has Last Remaining Eye Removed So He Can’t See Crusaders Anymore

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Crusaders Fans Call For Super Rugby To Introduce “Fair Play” Award

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Annoyingly Good Indoor Football Player Fills In For Social League Game And Ruins It

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Super Rugby Bosses Relieved They Don’t Have To Worry About Dolphins Cancelling Round

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CONSPIRACY RABBIT HOLE: One Eyed Cantab Believes NZ Rugby Is Poisoning Crusaders Players

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Hurricanes Fan Displaying Early Signs Of “Our Year” Syndrome

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Crusaders Fan Practices His “It’s A Season To Rebuild” Speech

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seymour being tackled by women's hurricanes player

Seymour Keen For Womens Hurricanes To Train Harder So Offers Himself Up As Tackle Bag

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Warriors Fan Skilfully Updates Key Messaging From “Our Year” To “Early Days”

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Women’s Hurricanes Come Up With New Haka About Wellington’s Water Crisis

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